showing twenty one pilots music to people ur close to is a lil bit scary because it’s like showing them a piece of your soul
and it’s so scary when they ask you why these lyrics mean so much to you and you just have to tell them how you’re a little messed up inside
The year is 2059 and Fall out boy has just released their new album From under the Prune tree. Featuring hits like ” My blood sugar is going down”, “Golden years”, and their timeless classic “Thanks for the Dementia”
|Fall Out Boy 2005:||I got the sunset in my veins.|
|Fall Out Boy 2009:||I shoot the sunshine into my veins. I can't remember the good old days.|
yeah ok but have the sex pistols ever played warped tour??? of course not theyre a bunch of weak ass nerds and definitely not punk
Hahaha “not punk”, because the Sexpistols weren’t the beginning of the British punk movement or anything like that!?
- that guy in the state farm commercial that says “can i get a hot tub” like hes prayin in a church
This comic I made over a year ago, but I’ve touched it up since and I’m happy to share it on tumblr C: while I’ve improved immensely since I made this, I’m still really proud of myself for making it.
ps. this was during a stage in my art where I was a little texture heavy, heh heh
during a quidditch game the Ravenclaw announcer narrates “and the seeker’s taking a dive, he’s turning down, can he-” before a muggleborn darts in and yells “TURN DOWN FOR WHAT” into the mic and every muggleborn in the entire arena loses their minds
"oh an excellent-" another muggleborn grabs the mic and yells "SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOT SHOT SHOTS! EVERYBODY!!" and there is no hope of recovering the crowd of dancing muggleborns after that
when i say i’m an introvert i don’t mean that i’m ‘just a poetic soul so romantically alone woe is me’ i mean that i actually hate people and i hate myself for hating people