Sophomore Slump

I drink a lot.

salparadice:

twentyonepoets:

showing twenty one pilots music to people ur close to is a lil bit scary because it’s like showing them a piece of your soul 

and it’s so scary when they ask you why these lyrics mean so much to you and you just have to tell them how you’re a little messed up inside

(via allthisradblood)

calmbeforehiatus:

The year is 2059 and Fall out boy has just released their new album From under the Prune tree. Featuring hits like ” My blood sugar is going down”, “Golden years”, and their timeless classic “Thanks for the Dementia” 

(via didyouhearhefuckedher)

Fall Out Boy 2005:I got the sunset in my veins.
Fall Out Boy 2009:I shoot the sunshine into my veins. I can't remember the good old days.

swarnpert:

nightlocktardis221b:

swarnpert:

yeah ok but have the sex pistols ever played warped tour??? of course not theyre a bunch of weak ass nerds and definitely not punk

Hahaha “not punk”, because the Sexpistols weren’t the beginning of the British punk movement or anything like that!?

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primaniallerina:

wackcalzone:

my type

  • that guy in the state farm commercial that says “can i get a hot tub” like hes prayin in a church

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(Source: toddssteakhouse, via that-kid-from-your-school)

coyocoyo:

The Bully

This comic I made over a year ago, but I’ve touched it up since and I’m happy to share it on tumblr C: while I’ve improved immensely since I made this, I’m still really proud of myself for making it.

ps. this was during a stage in my art where I was a little texture heavy, heh heh

(via theyoungbloods-havethephonebox)

shoujo-goddess:

owlmylove:

during a quidditch game the Ravenclaw announcer narrates “and the seeker’s taking a dive, he’s turning down, can he-” before a muggleborn darts in and yells “TURN DOWN FOR WHAT” into the mic and every muggleborn in the entire arena loses their minds

"oh an excellent-" another muggleborn grabs the mic and yells "SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOT SHOT SHOTS! EVERYBODY!!" and there is no hope of recovering the crowd of dancing muggleborns after that

(via theyoungbloods-havethephonebox)

SEND ME A SONG AND I’LL REPLY WITH MY FAVORITE LINE FROM IT

(Source: imsogothimdead, via allthisradblood)

phanphanphan:

when i say i’m an introvert i don’t mean that i’m ‘just a poetic soul so romantically alone woe is me’ i mean that i actually hate people and i hate myself for hating people

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thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

(via khlomarkardashian)

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